Diddly Tractor Pasta 400g

£5.50

Tractors made of 100% British pasta. Tastier than the real thing and a damn sight easier to park. Bronze-cut and slow-dried using wheat from farms across the West Country, and we guarantee these won't break down. Liven them up with anything. Get cooking...for farms' sake.

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Tractors made of 100% British pasta. Tastier than the real thing and a damn sight easier to park. Bronze-cut and slow-dried using wheat from farms across the West Country, and we guarantee these won't break down. Liven them up with anything. Get cooking...for farms' sake.

We're a tiny operation here at Diddly Squat Farm, and we're busting our backsides to get you the lowest shipping costs possible, both locally and across the globe.

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Ingredients 100% British durum wheat.

Allergens Contains: Wheat (Gluten).

Nutrition (per 100g): Energy 360kcal, Protein 14.4g, Fibre 3.4g, Fat 0.6g, of which saturates 0.2g, Carbohydrates 35.8g, of which sugars 1.2g, Salt 0.01g

Store in a cool, dry place.

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