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Welcome to Diddly Squat Farm

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Frequently Asked


Got a burning question? You may find the answer here...

What are your opening hours?

We are open Wednesday-Sunday, 9:30am-4:30pm including all Bank Holidays

Do we need to book to visit the Farm Shop/Big View Café?

No need to book, just turn up. Our amazing team will be on hand to help if you have any questions or queries on the day

Are you dog friendly?

Well behaved dogs on leads are most welcome on site and at the Big View Café, just not in the shop itself.

What food is offered?

We have a fresh, seasonal menu offered by our fantastic friends at Baste ( on Instagram).

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