Welcome to the Diddly Squat Farm Shop. We are now open every Wednesday to Sunday & Bank Holidays.



Diddly Festive Offer:

Remember, any orders over £60 come packed in a Diddly Squat Farm canvas bag, not a silly hamper which just ends up getting thrown out. Puppies and postage not included at this time.

Welcome To Diddly Squat Farm Shop

Opened in 2020 by Jeremy Clarkson and Lisa Hogan, the Diddly Squat Farm Shop is a small barn full of good, no-nonsense things you'll like. We do not, for example, sell kale.

We also have incredible food. Literally the best hamburgers in the world. And a full bar including cool draft beers, lagers, ciders and of course rosé. Table seating is available overlooking THE BIG VIEW.

All the stuff we sell in the shop is produced either on Diddly Squat Farm or by our neighbours in the Cotswolds. Apart from the hats obviously, and the aprons. and the tee shirts.

Diddly Squat Farm Shop opening hours:
Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday & Sunday
9.30am to 4.30pm

We have had the most amazing response from the show in the shop and online. The Diddly crew are working as hard as possible to make sure you get your orders as fast as possible, but please bear with us if some orders are delayed by a few days.

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The Branch Trust

The Branch Trust

We are pleased to regularly donate produce to The Branch Trust, Chipping Norton, who are supporting those in need in our local community, particularly those worst affected by the pandemic. To find out more about The Branch or make a donation please visit thebranchtrust.org