Diddly Squat Farm Shop

Established in 2020, Diddly Squat Farm Shop was the brainchild of Jeremy Clarkson after realising that potatoes did indeed grow well on his farm and he had accidentally produced 40 tonnes of them. From there, with his partner Lisa, he bought hives and began to produce and sell bee juice, along with apple juice and cow juice from a local dairy.

    Opening Times

    We are open Tuesday-Sunday,
    9:30am-4:30pm including all Bank Holidays.

    The Bar is open until 4:30pm
    and food is served until 3pm.

    Parking

    We have both a main and an overflow car park available (What3Words: anchovies.panoramic.study).

    Please note that both car parks close at 5pm, and we are unable to accommodate any vehicles beyond this time.

    In periods of bad weather, the overflow car park can become muddy, so we recommend it only for 4x4 vehicles.

    Entry to the overflow car park is at your own risk, and we are unable to tow or recover any vehicles from this area.

    Big View Cafe

    Table seating is available within our lambing barn and operates as walk in only.

    Please note, the shop queue and food queue may be shut off early depending on how busy the site is (lyrics.deed.awestruck).

    Traffic can build up significantly during our peak periods so please plan your journey around this.

    Accessibility

    Our shop is fully on ground level with no steps, providing good wheelchair access throughout. While some areas of the shop can be narrow, our staff are always available to help ensure a comfortable visit.

    We also have disabled parking spaces and parking attendants are available to direct you to these on arrival. The surrounding area has recently been updated with pavements featuring drop-down kerbs for easier access should you wish to venture off-site in a wheelchair. Additionally, there is a disabled toilet available on-site.

    Both sites are card-only.

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    The Farmer's Dog

    A traditional countryside pub celebrating British farming, serving hearty food, local ingredients, and a welcoming atmosphere in the Cotswolds.

    Overflow parking available
    Exclusive clothing lines available.
    Card-only.

    The Farmer's Dog Pub (Burford)

    Opening Times

    Monday: Closed
    Tuesday: 11am - 11pm
    Wednesday: 11am - 11pm
    Thursday: 11am - 11pm
    Friday: 11am - 11pm
    Saturday: 11am - 11pm
    Sunday: 11am - 10.30pm

    Food Serving Times

    Monday: Closed
    Tuesday: 12 - 3.15pm | 5.30 - 9.30pm
    Wednesday: 12 - 3.15pm | 5.30 - 9.30pm
    Thursday: 12 - 3.15pm | 5.30 - 9.30pm
    Friday: 12 - 3.15pm | 5.30 - 9.30pm
    Saturday: 12 - 3.15pm | 5.30 - 9.30pm
    Sunday: 12 - 6.30pm

    The Tent (The Farmer's Puppy, Hops & Chops and Diddly Squat Farm Shop)

    Opening Times

    Monday: Closed
    Tuesday: 9.30am - 5.30pm
    Wednesday: 9.30am - 5.30pm
    Thursday: 9.30am - 5.30pm
    Friday: 9.30am - 5.30pm
    Saturday: 9.30am - 5.30pm
    Sunday: 9.30am - 5.30pm

    The Farmer's Puppy Kitchen

    Opening Times

    Monday: Closed
    Tuesday: 9.30am - 3pm
    Wednesday: 9.30am - 3pm
    Thursday: 9.30am - 3pm
    Friday: 9.30am - 3pm
    Saturday: 9.30am - 3pm
    Sunday: 9.30am - 3pm

    The Farmer's Dough Kitchen

    Opening Times

    Monday: Closed
    Tuesday: Closed
    Wednesday: Closed
    Thursday: 12.30pm - 5pm
    Friday: 12.30pm - 5pm
    Saturday: 12.30pm - 5pm
    Sunday: 12.30pm - 5pm

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    Bicester Village

    Find us at Bicester Village, 12th November - 23rd December 2026.

    Village opening times

    Market opening hours:
    Monday–Friday: 11am–9pm
    Saturday: 9am–9pm
    Sunday: 10am–7pm

    Special opening hours: 27–29 November 2026
    Friday 27 November: 8am–9pm
    Saturday 28 November: 8am–9pm
    Sunday 29 November: 9am–7pm

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    Our Diddly Stockists

    You don't always need to make the trip to the farm. We're proud to work with brilliant businesses across the UK who stock some of our products.

    Addresses and details are accurate to the best of our knowledge, but we recommend contacting the stockist before making a special journey.

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