Grubby Farmer Wash Bag

£29.00

For the grubby f***ers out there.

Enjoy our wonderful reusable bag with:

"Smooth" 50ml - body lotion

"Clean" 50ml - head to toe wash

"Shiny" 50ml - conditioner

"Farmers Balm" 30g - hand balm

"Lamb's Kiss" 9g - lip balm

Please note - Contains nut oils. "Farmers Balm" 30g - hand balm and "Lamb's Kiss" 9g - lip balm contain lanolin and are not suitable for vegans or vegetarians. 

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For the grubby f***ers out there.

Enjoy our wonderful reusable bag with:

"Smooth" 50ml - body lotion

"Clean" 50ml - head to toe wash

"Shiny" 50ml - conditioner

"Farmers Balm" 30g - hand balm

"Lamb's Kiss" 9g - lip balm

Please note - Contains nut oils. "Farmers Balm" 30g - hand balm and "Lamb's Kiss" 9g - lip balm contain lanolin and are not suitable for vegans or vegetarians. 

We're a tiny operation here at Diddly Squat Farm, and we're busting our backsides to get you the lowest shipping costs possible, both locally and across the globe.

Shipping will be calculated at checkout based on your location and the best rates we can wrangle. Please note that shipping currently does not include duties.

Thanks for your support and patience!

Wash Bag Length: 20cm, Height: 12cm, Depth: 7cm.

Lamb’s Kiss – Lips (9g)

Ingredients: Paraffinum Liquidum, Petrolatum, Cera Alba, Ethylhexyl Palmitate, Caprylic/Capric Triglyceride, Polyisobutene, Hydrogenated Styrene/Butadiene Copolymer, Butyrospermum Parkii (Shea) Butter, Lanolin, Cetearyl Alcohol, Simmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba) Seed Oil, PEG-20 Stearate, Phenoxyethanol, Hippophae Rhamnoides Fruit Oil, Tocopherol.

• Allergy Advice: Contains Lanolin. Individuals allergic to wool or lanolin should avoid use. Contains nut oil/wax.

• Note: Not suitable for vegans or vegetarians.

Farmer’s Balm – All day everyday (30g)

Ingredients: Paraffinum Liquidum, Petrolatum, Cera Alba, Ethylhexyl Palmitate, Caprylic/Capric Triglyceride, Polyisobutene, Hydrogenated Styrene/Butadiene Copolymer, Butyrospermum Parkii (Shea) Butter, Lanolin, Cetearyl Alcohol, Parfum (Fragrance), Simmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba) Seed Oil, PEG-20 Stearate, Phenoxyethanol, Hippophae Rhamnoides Fruit Oil, Tocopherol, Limonene, Citrus Aurantium Peel Oil, Citrus Limon (Lemon) Peel Oil, Linalyl Acetate, Geraniol, Juniperus Virginiana Oil, Linalool, Citrus Aurantium Bergamia (Bergamot) Peel Oil, Pinene, Pelargonium Graveolens Flower Oil, Citronellol, Citral.

• Allergy Advice: Contains Lanolin. Individuals allergic to wool or lanolin should avoid use. Contains nut oil/wax.

• Note: Not suitable for vegans or vegetarians.

Smooth – Skin Body Lotion (50mL)

Ingredients: Aqua (Water), Glycerin, Cetearyl Alcohol, Cocos Nucifera (Coconut) Oil, Sesamum Indicum (Sesame) Seed Oil, Lauric/Myristic/Palmitic/Stearic Glycerides, Ceteareth-25, Phenoxyethanol, Parfum (Fragrance), Glyceryl Stearate, Carbomer, Ethylhexylglycerin, Triethanolamine, Limonene, Citrus Aurantium Peel Oil, Citrus Limon (Lemon) Peel Oil, Linalyl Acetate, Geraniol, Juniperus Virginiana Oil, Linalool, Citrus Aurantium Bergamia (Bergamot) Peel Oil, Pinene, Pelargonium Graveolens Flower Oil, Citronellol, Citral.

• Allergy Advice: Contains nut oil/wax.

Clean – Head to Toe Wash (50mL)

Ingredients: Aqua (Water), Sodium Lauroyl Isethionate, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Cocamide Methyl MEA, Acrylates Copolymer, Lauric Acid, Sodium Chloride, Glycol Distearate, Parfum (Fragrance), Sodium Benzoate, Phenoxyethanol, Glycerin, Glycol Stearate, Polyquaternium-7, Cocos Nucifera (Coconut) Fruit Extract, Aloe Barbadensis Extract, Camellia Sinensis Leaf Extract, Ethylhexylglycerin, Limonene, Citrus Aurantium Peel Oil, Citrus Limon (Lemon) Peel Oil, Linalyl Acetate, Geraniol, Juniperus Virginiana Oil, Linalool.

• Allergy Advice: Contains nut oil/wax.

Shiny – Conditioner (50mL)

Ingredients: Aqua (Water), Cetearyl Alcohol, Ceteareth-25, Parfum (Fragrance), Dimethicone, Phenoxyethanol, Chlorphenesin, Vitis Vinifera (Grape) Extract, Camellia Sinensis Leaf Extract, Ethylhexylglycerin, Limonene, Citrus Aurantium Peel Oil, Citrus Limon (Lemon) Peel Oil, Linalyl Acetate, Geraniol, Juniperus Virginiana Oil, Linalool.

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