Diddly Squat Farm Shop

Established in 2020, Diddly Squat Farm Shop was the brainchild of Jeremy Clarkson after realising that potatoes did indeed grow well on his farm and he had accidentally produced 40 tonnes of them. From there, with his partner Lisa, he bought hives and began to produce and sell bee juice, along with apple juice and cow juice from a local dairy.

Opening Times

We are open Tuesday-Sunday,
9:30am-4:30pm including all Bank Holidays.

The Bar is open until 4:30pm
and food is served until 3pm, Saturday and Sunday.

Parking

We have both a main and an overflow car park available (What3Words: anchovies.panoramic.study).

Please note that both car parks close at 5pm, and we are unable to accommodate any vehicles beyond this time.

In periods of bad weather, the overflow car park can become muddy, so we recommend it only for 4x4 vehicles.

Entry to the overflow car park is at your own risk, and we are unable to tow or recover any vehicles from this area.

Big View Cafe

Table seating is available within our lambing barn and operates as walk in only.

Please note, the shop queue and food queue may be shut off early depending on how busy the site is (lyrics.deed.awestruck).

Traffic can build up significantly during our peak periods so please plan your journey around this.

Accessibility

Our shop is fully on ground level with no steps, providing good wheelchair access throughout. While some areas of the shop can be narrow, our staff are always available to help ensure a comfortable visit.

We also have disabled parking spaces and parking attendants are available to direct you to these on arrival. The surrounding area has recently been updated with pavements featuring drop-down kerbs for easier access should you wish to venture off-site in a wheelchair. Additionally, there is a disabled toilet available on-site.

Both sites are card-only.

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The Farmer's Dog

A traditional countryside pub celebrating British farming, serving hearty food, local ingredients, and a welcoming atmosphere in the Cotswolds.

Overflow parking available
Exclusive clothing lines available.
Card-only.

The Farmer's Dog Pub (Burford)

Opening Times

Monday: Closed
Tuesday: 11am - 11pm
Wednesday: 11am - 11pm
Thursday: 11am - 11pm
Friday: 11am - 11pm
Saturday: 11am - 11pm
Sunday: 11am - 10.30pm

Food Serving Times

Monday: Closed
Tuesday: 12 - 3.15pm | 5.30 - 9.30pm
Wednesday: 12 - 3.15pm | 5.30 - 9.30pm
Thursday: 12 - 3.15pm | 5.30 - 9.30pm
Friday: 12 - 3.15pm | 5.30 - 9.30pm
Saturday: 12 - 3.15pm | 5.30 - 9.30pm
Sunday: 12 - 6.30pm

The Tent (The Farmer's Puppy, Hops & Chops and Diddly Squat Farm Shop)

Opening Times

Monday: Closed
Tuesday: 9.30am - 5.30pm
Wednesday: 9.30am - 5.30pm
Thursday: 9.30am - 5.30pm
Friday: 9.30am - 5.30pm
Saturday: 9.30am - 5.30pm
Sunday: 9.30am - 5.30pm

The Farmer's Puppy Kitchen

Opening Times

Monday: Closed
Tuesday: 9.30am - 3pm
Wednesday: 9.30am - 3pm
Thursday: 9.30am - 3pm
Friday: 9.30am - 3pm
Saturday: 9.30am - 3pm
Sunday: 9.30am - 3pm

The Farmer's Dough Kitchen

Opening Times

Monday: Closed
Tuesday: Closed
Wednesday: Closed
Thursday: 12.30pm - 5pm
Friday: 12.30pm - 5pm
Saturday: 12.30pm - 5pm
Sunday: 12.30pm - 5pm

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