Diddly Squat Farm

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Frequently Asked

QUESTIONS

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What are your festive opening hours?

The Farm Shop in Chadlington will be open on Christmas Eve until 2pm, and closed on Christmas Day, Boxing Day, New Year’s Eve and New Year’s Day, reopening on Friday 2nd January. Around this period, we will be open our usual hours of Tuesday–Sunday, 9.30am–4.30pm.

The pub shop at The Farmer’s Dog will remain open until 6pm on New Year’s Eve.

What are your last Shipping dates before Christmas?

48-hour shipping: please order by 20th December

24-hour shipping: please order by 21st December

If you order after these dates, you may still select these shipping options, but we can’t guarantee delivery before Christmas after the cut off dates.

What is your Christmas returns policy?

To make Christmas shopping a little easier, we’ve extended our returns period for the festive season.

Any non-food/alcohol items purchased during November or December can be returned up until 31st January for an exchange or refund, provided they’re in their original condition.

If you need any help with a return, please don’t hesitate to get in touch with us.

Are you open January and February?

🎉EXCITING NEWS!!! 🎉 Due to demand, Diddly Squat Farm Shop is now going to be OPEN during January and February.

Will Jeremy and Lisa be at the shop?

Jeremy and Lisa try to get to the farm shop as often as they can, however, with the nature of life on the farm, their schedules are often busy and unpredictable

Do you accept cash payments at the farm shop?

We’re card-only at both the Farm shop and the pub shop, so we’re not able to accept cash.

Are you dog friendly?

Well behaved dogs on leads are most welcome on site and at the Big View Café, just not in the shop itself.

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